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June 11 2015

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sixpenceee:

The world’s largest man-made ice cave is now open in Iceland where tourists can travel over 2,500 feet into the heart of one of the world’s largest glaciers, Langjökull  in the midwest highlands of Iceland.

tardis221b:

i organise my homework in order of urgency by how scary i find the teacher

Today, I fucked up... by earning myself a nickname at McDonalds

today-ifuckedup:

This only happened a few days ago. I don’t have a car but I do have a motorcycle. I usually stay up late into the night and occasionally I’ll get hungry and decide to take my bike to the Mcdonalds drive through on base because its the only thing open that late. My bike isn’t anything spectacular and I don’t wear flashy riding gear either but whenever I go through the drive through at 11pm-3am the men and women working the windows usually get a good laugh that a person decided to go through on a motorcycle. Naturally the employees talk to each other and named me the “Late-night rider”. I wasn’t privy to this information till I was going through the drive through on my motorcycle again one night and one of the employees came out of the store and shook my hand and said “You’re beautiful late-night rider stay beautiful”. I got a laugh out of it and thought nothing of it until i returned to the same Mcdonalds during the day and saw a few flyers with a picture of me on my bike getting food from the drive through with the caption “The late-night rider is the hero we need”. It wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that on base you aren’t necessarily allowed to drive your bike through the drive through and of course the day I decide to dine in some of the base police officers are sitting in there and they all notice me getting off my motorcycle in the same exact gear that is in the photo and they approach me, question me and write me a $250 on base ticket and I am required to re-take the on base motorcycle course.

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rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

say what you will about america, but at least 1 dollar can still get you a hell of a lot of mice

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laughhard:

My Chinese Foreign-exchange friend asks me the most hilarious question. I can’t even.

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paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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snorlaxatives:

i hate when i’m complaining about something and someone tries to one up my complaints like… i’ll be like “i only got 5 hours of sleep i’m so tired” and some obnoxious ass will pop out of nowhere like “oh well i got negative 47 hours of sleep this past week and i have to run a marathon tomorrow AND my father just banished me from the fire nation so”

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thatdeafblackguy:

thatdeafblackguy:

One of my hearing friends offered to make a voicemail message on my phone that will said something like “hi this is Frankie’s phone he’s Deaf so what are you even doing right now"

i posted this like 15 minutes ago

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if0undnem0:

guccimaneuver:

hood Oscar lmao

I love Snoop Dogg’s Insta

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jaffre:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SHIT JUST GOT REAL GUYS IS THAT AN ICON THAT SHOWS FROM WHICH TAB THE MUSIC COMES FROM OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS 2014 THE FUTURE IS NOW

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april-kepner:

tv meme: 10 male characters · chandler bing
“If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be the crazy man with a snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won’t walk past my place, they will RUN. ‘Run away from crazy snake man!’ they’ll shout.”

theproblematicblogger:

I want my funeral to be nothing but cotton eyed joe playing on repeat for the entire ceremony because if I’m in hell then y’all are going to be in hell too. 

justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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aeducanprincess:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

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